Screw it, I'm taking a bath

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
07/02/2016 at 22:23 • Filed to: None

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I generally prefer showers, but my back has been bugging me all day so in the tub I go. I know some guys think baths aren’t very manly, but I’ve got a big glass of scotch (neat) to keep me company so I’m slowly becoming unable to care much about that. I do wish I had access to a hot tub instead, though.


DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! CB > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 22:24

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Back pain is also a good excuse to ask for a massage from your SO.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > CB
07/02/2016 at 22:29

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True, but he’s stuck at work for another two hours so this’ll have to do.


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 22:29

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Epsom salt baths are very manly. It means you’re trying to heal achiness from doing manly things.


Kinja'd!!! CB > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 22:30

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Damn. Still, it’s a pretty decent compromise. What’s the scotch?


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 22:30

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This suggestion might be too late now, but try adding some Epsom salt to the bath water. It does wonders on sore, achey muscles.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 22:31

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I haven’t taken a bath in years. I might have to try that tomorrow night.

Being a bit over 6' won't help, but screw it.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 22:32

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I have a bathtub but it's not hooked up. *sobs


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 22:32

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No shame is taking a bath. I do it every friday night. Put on some smooth jazz, and grab a beer. 2 hours is gone.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > extraspecialbitter
07/02/2016 at 22:32

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And I am. I’ve spent a lot of time this week loading and unloading cargo vans, moving heavy boxes and lugging heavy tires around. I don’t mind the work, I’m just getting old and need more recovery time.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/02/2016 at 22:33

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Tonight’s accompaniment is Kate Bush. I recommend.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 22:34

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There’s no shame in a bath for back pain. Especially with a rubber Duck and a good Scotch.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > CB
07/02/2016 at 22:34

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Just some Johnnie Walker Black, but it’s doing the trick.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Xyl0c41n3
07/02/2016 at 22:35

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I don’t have any now, but if this doesn’t help I’ll pick some up.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > PatBateman
07/02/2016 at 22:36

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If you ever get a chance to get into a really big tub, go for it. It’s awesome.


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 22:36

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Don’t forget to ice the problem spots as well. Happy drinking.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
07/02/2016 at 22:36

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I half expected that sentence to end with “but there’s a transmission in it”.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 22:39

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Next school year I have an RA room that is one of the 5 rooms on campus (out of the 2864 rooms on campus) that has a bathtub. Most rooms don’t even have their own bathroom.

I’m excited.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 22:41

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Mile Davis: Birth of Cool (released in 1949) was mine last time. I’m thinking Charles Mingus is next.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 22:41

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There are some inflatable hot tubs that are apparently pretty good quality for the price point. I'm seriously considering one once I fix everything else that's broken around here. I'll be sure to report back.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Slant6
07/02/2016 at 22:45

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Having your own bathroom would probably be the best part. The bathtub is a bonus, though. I generally don’t like sharing facilities with guys. Is it just me, or do other guys not understand personal space? It irritates the crap out of me.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 22:52

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Last year I avoided the big bathrooms at all costs. I would always use the handicapped gender neutral shower on the girls side of the floor. You’d get some weird looks walking all the way back across the floor just in a towel, but it was worth it to have a completely private shower experience.

I was also in one of the newer dorms (built in 1968), so we had shower stalls, and not the open shower area like the dorm I’m an RA in next year. Sure am glad I have my own bathroom!


Kinja'd!!! TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 22:53

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As long as you enjoy it, there is nothing un-manly about taking a nice relaxing bath.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 23:03

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Throw some Epsom salt in!


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy
07/02/2016 at 23:19

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Yeah, the world would be a much better place if guys would take themselves less seriously.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/02/2016 at 23:23

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My older sister was always really into Miles Davis but I just didn’t get it back then. Now that I’m older, I find I’m more into him. I should have known; she has always been right about nearly every other type of music.


Kinja'd!!! GTCL > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 23:25

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I love taking a bath. Also don't care if my daughter paints my toe nails. She has fun, and I get to have brightly painted toenails for a couple of weeks. I definitely don't take myself too seriously.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > fhrblig
07/02/2016 at 23:31

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For Miles Davis his early work is good, but his later work is not my taste.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Slant6
07/03/2016 at 00:09

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I don’t know how people manage to put up with public facilities all the time.

One day at the gym I had just finished showering after a workout and as I’m walking back to my locker, I notice the guy at the locker next to mine. I had seen him while I was working out and I can admit he was both VERY hot and he was my type; about 6'3 and 220, LOTS of muscle. I won’t lie, I checked him out a few times. Here’s the thing, though: when I’m at the gym it’s f’n business time. Sure there might be attractive guys there, but I already know they’re all straight (at least, they were at my gym) so it’s almost like they’re not even there, kinda like white noise. Anyway, I’m drying off and getting my stuff out of the locker when I close the door, turn to my right, and I see that this dude is not only completely naked but bent over facing the other way and he was seriously up on me. I don’t mean to be crass, but if he had taken even one step backward I would have had his butt print on my junk. And this is not an isolated thing; I’ve had similar experiences in virtually every gym I’ve belonged to.

The moral of the story: IT’S NOT CUTE. Back the fuck up, or I will put my foot on your ass and shove you headfirst into the lockers.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > fhrblig
07/03/2016 at 00:10

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that’d be our household :(


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > fhrblig
07/03/2016 at 00:10

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Lol none of my transmissions need doing...yet


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
07/03/2016 at 00:12

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Well when they do, the bathtub is the proper place for them.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > fhrblig
07/03/2016 at 00:15

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Well, I was going to use the engine hoist or the sink, but if you say so...


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
07/03/2016 at 00:16

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As long as it’s the kitchen sink. The bathroom sink won’t be big enough.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy
07/03/2016 at 01:13

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^This. Shoot, a bath with scotch sounds as manly as it gets.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > fhrblig
07/03/2016 at 01:53

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No. Definitely not